Tuesday, May 10, 2005

When Last we left our Heroes...

Sgt. Jones and Meryl were flying support for the rest of the team.

Captain Milton hurts his ankle on the hump to the next recon zone.

Sgt. Connery thinks to aid in the theft of a horse and buggy by using a dose of morphine on the doctor they belong to, and promptly ends up scalpeled thru the hammy, and getting his head cracked open by a bedpan.

(The Docter fought back after he was attacked "with a morphine serret" & told several times that Sean was here to kill him {2 failed Italian rolls back to back saw to that} When Sean was immoble after the docter slashed the same leg 2x with a scaple, the docter banged him over the head with a bedpan leaving a dent in it the shape of Seans head.) GM

The Doctor, after sewing Sean back up to the amusement of the Unknown Soldier, helps the badly wounded party take the horse and buggy "to the hospital" through Italian lines, and to the extraction point. Unfortunetly, the horse doesn't want to stop at a checkpoint, so the party resorts to the gun, and the horsewhip, to get them out of trouble

The concious party members complete recon on zone B. An Italian patrol catches them, and a firefight breaks out. The Unknown Soldier takes a bullet to the grape, and goes down, while Sean and the Cap get some grenade frags, from a grenade the Cap threw while taking out the rest of the Eyties! The doctor assisting us goes down in a "morphine overdose", so first aid on the Unknown Soldier is performed quickly by a strangely muttering Sean.

The battered party staggers out to the sea plane pickup after observing Axis amphib. OPs preperations.

Hmmmm, maybe Jones was right after all... and we didn't even pick up any wine :(

2 comments:

Cpt. Harold Milton O.B.E. said...

I think the funniest part was when Sgt Connery tried to get the horses to stop and couldn't.

A little messy but it worked. Thats what happen when the peasants can arm bears...

I bet all the whores are lined up for a taste of Seans whip!

Of course seeing the whole Italian/German Amphibious force landing just a few kilometers from our picup point was a barrel of fun too.

Cpt. Harold Milton O.B.E. said...

Oh, I forgot about the wine...

I gave the good doctor the last bottle of vino I had and he is eternally sleeping off the "Hand of Doom." I wonder if we can go get it back?

Sheesh!

However, through it all I managed to still keep my Jack Black safe... =D